Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry another wife…?!Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another wife…?!
A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband:
Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another wife…?!
The man replied:
Till your grave becomes dry my love.
Then she said: Are you promissing me this…?
Husband replied: Of course darling … I promise you.
And after her demise, her husband began to visit her grave everyday for a period of one year.
And the grave was always wet, it never became dry…!!!
And a day came when he visited the graveyard in the evening, he found her brother in the graveyard.
He then asked him: Jason what are you doing here…?
He replied: I’m fulfilling the wish of my only sister. She said I should please come here everyday to wet her grave.
A Guy Had A Crush On This Girl
He followed her wherever she went. One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you’re so pretty and I think I’m falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven’t met my friend yet. She’s prettier then me and she’s right behind you.
(The Boy Tums Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There’s no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn’t even bother to look back.
